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Fuck my life.

Seriously.  I really cared about him. A lot.  And now all of a sudden I’ve been outcast and have no reason why.  2nd time this year, I must be a terrible person to deserve this. 

Once upon a time there was a milk cow named Maggie May. She was loved by the farmers who milked her. Those farmers were Trey, Anna, and Richard. They also had a little girl named drewa. Well Maggie wasnt producing enough milk so Anna took her into town. Ana was the town mattress, and all the guys waved and winked at her. As soon as they got to the vet, Maggie keeled over, and coughed. Then she turned into a midget girl. They still decided to keer her name, and she happened to have an odd accent. She pronounced some words differently than all the other little girls and boys, so she was teased like none other. Then about a week later Trey and Maggie discovered that they were tribe brothers. Maggie had a sex change sometime that week. Ana really wanted to be in their tribe, but she wasnt indian. So Maggie and Trey fed her to lions, bears, piranhas, and threw her off a cliff.

Beyonce

is the shit. 

When people use intellectual words they are instantly more attractive to me.

(Source: zzombiedance)

If someone asks me for a piece of paper/pencil tomorrow.

magdaaalena:

DO I LOOK LIKE A MOTHER FUCKING STAPLES?

REBLOG if when ever you walk in to the doctors, and they ask you whats wrong, you immediately turn to your mum and she explains.

(Source: justthewayidream)

musiquebox:

i’m waiting for my phone to ring and i’m like

finally, it vibrates and i’m all like

i have a new text and i’m like

i see that it’s from my mom and i’m like

I’m feeling disconnected.

From my group.

It’s because we let too many damn people in, thats why.  and I live here they lie there.

But its whateverrrrrrrrrr.